Turtle is Awful Behind the Camera

A turtle’s horrible camera work has shocked the world.

Clearly the beast has issues, recalling the works of the tortured, now banned Dutch film maker Jurgen Haarbermaaster:

British Petroleum was quick to step up to the plate with a cheeky response.  “Our impromptu thoroughly planned full body turtle reeducation program doesn’t seem so far fetched now, does it?”.  The oil spill has been noted for its robust turtle reeducation efforts.  While BP’s PR team

has been hard at work keeping their proprietary turtle reeducation methods secret, a leaked image from some misguided environmentalists shows a partially educated turtle:

Not to worry.  BP has some solid defenders in the GOP.