Its been far too long since we’ve checked in with SPLC’s Hate Watch, and there’s a wealth of new stories (quite the uptick in insane sovereign citizen stories). But today I want to talk about an extraordinary piece of ultra conservative insanity.
Anti-Muslim crazy from SPLC (emphasis mine):
Frank Gaffney, an anti-Muslim activist who in April told conservatives that “Shariah is communism with a God,” has called on Congress in a Washington Times column to bring back the McCarthy-era House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC). This time around, the infamous panel’s job will be to root out the Islamist operatives who, he claims, are well on their way to replacing America’s democracy with a Shariah-based caliphate.
This is brilliant. Why? Because it combines two feared and hated subjects, makes no sense, and is short memorable and catchy. One could surely stretch the imagination to find similarities, just as easily as one could claim Jesus was a Communist on account of his well known views on the wealthy. But that doesn’t end any real credibility to it, which works in Gaffney’s favor. The more insane and clearly untrue the slogan, the more the increasingly schizoid right seems to embrace their loony leaders. They seem to get just as much pleasure from seeing the left bang their heads against the wall in frustration as they do in having yet another “reason” to hate on their favorite targets.
Why not hit back with more of the same? Can you come up with any good ones? Off the top of my head, here’s two:
- Conservatism is Corporate Communism.
- The Religious Right is Shariah with Jesus.
What do you think? Most important of all, will it piss off the far right?