Sarcastic Quip Sums up Right Wing Paranoia

My friend Adam emailed this gem to me from Fox New’s comments section:

Comment by ethan

August 28th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

i heard Barack fathered a black child. i cant vote for him. also.. i heard 25 years ago..a hot dog vendor sold Barack a hot dog. then that vendor went on to say that Blacks should take over all white economic power structures in a huge bloody revolution. that street vendor said that on a bar stool in a now demolished dive bar. i cant vote for someone who associates with counter culture revolutionaries. also Barack wants to take my money and give it to welfare queens who get their nails and hair done while getting abortions. also..i dont believe in global warming. i think its a hoax. the 35,000 pages of scientific evidence is wrong. intellectuals are dumb.
p.s. we’re winning the war on terror. iraq children were putting fluoride in our water supplies. its the part of 9/11 the liberal media doesnt tell you about.

That nails a lot of the right wing Fear Uncertainty and Doubt being pushed on Obama.  Well played ethan.  Dig the nod to Dr. Strangelove at the end.


4 Responses

  1. Scary the fear factor, huh?

    I have a question: why did McCain pick a VP who is under investigation?

  2. haha that is awesome/

  3. Paranoia that has come out in full force in the Twin Cities as the GOP lead police forces let lose with massive preemptive raids against demonstrators.

  4. Bruce, that is pretty harsh. Nice catch. I’ve been compiling some stuff for an upcoming post on Palin.

    I saw that, I just posted on it. Welcome to the Police State.

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