Fundy Magic: Quotes Ahoy!

I caught this via Overcompensating, and it was too good not to share.  Here’s a few choice quotes:

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (260)] [2006-Oct-01]

[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she’ll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]

theSAVED, Penny Arcade [Comments (175)] [2007-Jan-14]

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don’t know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (91)] [2006-Sep-12]

I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

TexasSky, Christian Forums [Comments (65)] [2006-Aug-24]

[on the sunject of a Bible printing company]

Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes… what can I say?).

The only thing I don’t like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don’t think that’s right. We know the only true translation is the 1600’s version in English.

It’s too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in… and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.

leyenda , KJB only [Comments (114)] [2007-Aug-06]

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

Gods soldier, Myspace [Comments (149)] [2006-Feb-03]

[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

Troy, Bibliocality [Comments (1041)] [2006-Feb-07]

Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these “rocks” at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.

Rebelscum954, CARM [Comments (121)] [2007-Sep-12]

Charming.

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6 Responses

  1. Ignorance is bliss?

  2. this one is still the best

    “One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.”

  3. […] gotta laff Those fundies can sure make you laugh (and cry and scream). From fitness comes some interesting quotes, which in turn came from, what may be my new favourite website, […]

  4. my head hurts!
    the stupidity burns!

    Thanks for finding FSTDT, it’s going to become my new favourite website – when I need a laugh.

  5. Oh, Dan, why must you do this to me? I’m already turned off to religion. I didn’t think I could be MORE turned off. These quotes are truly appalling. Of course, I don’t have to tell you, that all the religionists will come out screaming their favorite copout ‘Out of Context’! Odd how EVERYTHING that reveals religion and the religious to be ugly is ALWAYS ‘out of context’.

    http://doubtingthomas426.wordpress.com/

  6. doubtingthomas, I’d noticed that too about context. It applies to beyond just the religious, to anyone with faith in anything. Joy!

    ozatheist, its from overcompensating, one of the best webcomics out there. It frequently has outstanding links to ‘tacular places.

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