Scent of a Saint

This is silly and awesome and awful all at once, in your face!

Wolfrum at Shakespeare’s old haunt has the low down on holy perfume:

“Practically all religions and Spiritual practices, persons of high Spiritual attainment are known to give off a fragrance, attributed to their Virtue. Christ, many of the Saints, and numerous others with highly developed spirituality, are, historically, known to have given off such a fragrance.”

And there it was. It all came flooding back to me. Virtue. Hollywood. Anal sex. Virtue. Jews. Anal sex. Catholicism. Emasculate. Virtue.

“In other words, we were creating a fragrance to lead people to their own Virtue.”

I shuddered. I had been led to my virtue. I would never be the same, thanks to William D. And Virtue.

The whole post is a quick and delightful read.  Also?  I have to share this:

“Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular … Hollywood likes anal sex,” he said, virtue literally dripping from the corner of his mouth. He sexily dabbed at it with a handkerchief.

Such prose!  Such virtue!

You know what might be even more hilarious?  Rainbow Body facepaint.  Now you too can attain a state of physical mastery!  (Because nothing says spiritual like purchasing and slathering something on your face.)

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